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I've got thunder thighs due to my strong love of pies

After no activity two blogposts in one night! My friend Charlotte is an amazing blogger and always reminding me to update mine (which I forgot after she tells me anyway). I've recently started following Slimming World and talk about it on my instagram pretty often so thought I'd share my journey on here too!


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I will be honest, I haven't actually joined Slimming World yet. I know the principles and I want to spend membership money on partying at Lost Village so I've been doing it at home with a bit of syns guesswork! I've lost a stone now so it's clearly working somehow.

That's all in jeopardy now though. I was hoping to limit my bad behaviour to Lost Village but I am hormonal and hungry as fuck. Honestly, I saw a picture of a munchie box on Twitter this morning and all day since it's been on mind. I've been researching where I can get one in Greater Manchester, imagining my dream Munchie box, wondering if I could buy a few Too Good To Go boxes and build one.

After a big bag of rainbow drops (oh hey 16 syns!!) fell into my face earlier I definitely can't stretch today's already eaten syns to a Chinese. So I made my own.

At the back is kale with sweetener and salt on it (synfree), baked in the oven for about 10 minutes. On my plate is 4 x Quorn southern fried chicken nuggets (4 syns), homemade chips (synfree), sticky five spice gammon made with lime juice instead of orange (1.5 syns) mixed rice and petit pois (synfree) and 20g of Aldi hoisin sauce (1.5 syns). So still 7 syns but a much healthier choice than a takeaway chinese!!

Now tucked up in bed with my nightly hot chocolate - hopefully tomorrow I will feel less hormonal rather than like a human hoover. Sweet dreams!

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